Uninvent Hair Removal

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The Yeti

 

 

I had been growing my body hair for over a month when I last waxed. God, I was missing  the odd yet satisfying sensation of having soft and silky legs so badly. Seeing my skin -not my fur- after such a long time made me feel confident and attractive, but also discouraged; after all, it’s just one beauty standard among an ocean of others…

 

Shaving is not only useless, but also endless. You always have to struggle with these pesky little hairs and you know what? THEY COME BACK. They come back fifty shades darker and ten times stronger than anything that grows on King Kong. They grow back just to psychologically torture you.

 

In addition to their warrior-like faculties, hairs can invade almost every inch of your skin. Trying to reach some Area 51-like zones might lead you to twist like a pretzel and end up in awkward positions. In fact, you do more yoga when waxing or shaving than when doing yoga itself.

Logic? Like most trends, there’s no logic…

 

If we, women, were not expected to shave ourselves, our lives would be as easy as pie. Pie is great, but not all people are… the gossiping characters in Mean Girls are nothing compared to reality; it’s much more hardcore. Even Sherlock Holmes doesn’t analyse as much as how people analyse each other nowadays. Hair removal is a trend so anchored in our culture that it feels wrong not to follow it.

 

That Seems weird, but it’s a perfect demonstration of human nature; we are extremely suggestible and that’s why most of us, folks, “can’t” stop this crappy habit.

 

Let’s now put a term to this inconvenience together. There are no excuses left, we shall run around hand-in-hand and follow the yellow brick road towards the dream–hairy legs. . May the act of shaving be forgotten, left rotting forevermore. My soul shall then rest, rest serenely